Wednesday, May 16, 2007

bells of joy or from hell!

***update on the hot make out dream. so i couldnt resist but to figure out what the guy's been up to. so i relied on my womanly stalker instincts and went around the internet looking for something... in my search i came across his profile on a website like myspace and such
and there it was
status: MARRIED. (tan tan tan). oh lord.. what is with everyone getting married early. seriously, i am at a loss of friends right now cause everyone i call is busy planning an engagement party or doing something WEDDING RELATED.
everytime i call a girl friend.. i get stormed with Q's like is teal really bad for brides maids dresses if the wedding was in october or since its in october should i go with a fallish or winterish color. OR better yet, i get stormed with Q's like is 200 ppl enough or should i make it 250, but then the per plate charge will go down, but blah blah blah
or the worse part is the whining about how busy they are and how the guy's not cooperating or what not.
everytime i call a guy friend i get stuck listening to things like "can you believe it i had tennis that was sacred to me.. and now she's taking tennis lessons so once we get married we can SHARE THAT too" ..or the best yet "do you think i can fart in front of her.. i should be able to right?" or even worse "can i go to the bathroom while she's doing her makeup, is that allowed"

i just want to yell I DONT FUCKING KNOW.. I JUST CALLED TO SEE IF U WANTED TO HAVE A FREAKING COFFEE! i dont know about china patterns, i dont know about save the freaking date cards or what the latest idea is and MY NOTION OF A FUN NIGHT IS NOT HAND MAKING ANY DAMN INVITATIONS TO ANY DAMN SHOWER.

omg .. i am soo irritated with these stupid annoying ppl getting married. do it on ure own freaking time.. i am standing up in two weddings and im annoyed already. i have to go to all these meetings and match nail polish's, shoes and my dress with 4 other ppl.
excuse me.. did u just tell me that 2 coats of coral blue from loreal is the nail polish im supposed to have on?
did that just happen ... someone slap me back to freaking reality because last i checked these are my nails and i will damn well put on any nail polish as i please!

sorry.. just needed to vent. lately i dont know whats going on but marriage and married ppl have been eating away at everything that is holy and sane in my life. you guys think im exaggerating? i have 14 freaking weddings to attend by the end of 2008. im standing up in 2 this year and 2 next year.. but i have to attend 'em all and deal with all the mess that comes with.

right now i know about 3 other single ppl.. and i love them to death for being single. so seriously, im not exaggerating.. i promise im not.

4 comments:

--Sunrise-- said...

First the marriage, then the babies yaar... ;) Next thing you'll be venting about babysitting! :D Hehe!

Aditi said...

atleast they are getting married and not all having babies.. and while i am sitll single u dont have the dragons breathing down your neck.. that is what mine is for
URGH

Nadim said...

oh u r not exaggerating! not at all! i myself had a generous dose of marriage talk!
so many marriages! something is wrong with the world!

Rani said...

@sunrise: lol please .. dont make me think about that. hahaha

@aditi: lol DRAGONS BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK. hahaha dragons.. hilarious!!

@nadim: atleast someone else understands exactly what im talkin abt..