Saturday, August 4, 2007

tic remixxxxx

so well you know all the things that annoy me. i.e. throat clearing and etc... ive writtten about it quite alot before.
so heres an addition to the list:
1. people SHUSHING ME. lets see im almost 24 years old, DONT U EVER SHUSH ME.
there's these two girls who sit in the back and shush people in the middle of class. granted people sometimes talk over the teacher - but i say leave it to the teacher to manage the class or well i tend to turn around and give silent evil looks. although, who died and made you in charge of "silence". its not only annoying to me, its annoying to the teacher. lol one of my teachers.. he's the funniest guy. just yesterday when those two girls "sshhhhhhhhhhhhh'd' ppl
he said "oh my... i guess since the shushing just happend, perhaps its time for a story"
LOLLL i almost fell off my seat and died laughing.

well there cant be just one ADDITION can there? hahahaha... second biggest pet peeve - people touching my food.
WOMAN GET URE HANDS OUT OF MY FOOD.. let me eat in peace. this one girl, actually the same one that throat clears, comes in all the time and asks me what im eating. not only does she ask me what im eating, she proceeds to bring that pointy finger of hers into my food to TOUCH IT.
i smakced that finger thinking "girl u better not!!!".. i dont know where ure fingers been -- you coulda picked ure nose before this, picked a wedgie, cleaned out your ears -- JUST NASTY!!!

ok i ask people what they're eating too..but i absolutely dont even thinking about putting my finger into their food. AHH HELL NAW!!.

3. my teachers and their use of the word component. we thought we were going crazy thinking that they component too often. lol my group at the last presenatation, we had to make up a case scenario.. the patients name was "tui mani komponen" = too many components. lol my teacher still didnt get it. its not just the resident faculty, its the guest lecturers too.. its like a SECRET COMPONENT SOCIETY. oh if ure gonna be a guest lecturer you get an orientation and in the orientation they instruct you to use the word component as many times as you can. so my class decided to have a "component pool". whoever guesses the correct amount of times component is said gets 25 dollars gift certificate.
the count is wayyyy over a 200 and its only been 8 weeks. SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!

SO finally dead and tired me and my friends have come up with the 'TIC REMIX 2008"
it consists of "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm ahem ahem ahem (imagine throat clearing) uhhhh uhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh sniff sniff sniffff (someone sniff their nose) shhhhhhhhhh shhhh *disc spinning* hmm sushhhhh uh uh *nail file in the back ground* backed by a compo compo compooonnennnnntttttt"

hahah its wayyy funnier in person...

14 comments:

Vik Rajagopalan said...

LOL - too funny that remix song :D

Yea it gets disgusting when people try to touch your food. I had a big turn off when they did it on my food. Sucks eh. I think such mannerless acts can happen only from the Indians. So yea next time they do - SHOOT them and spin on the song would be a cool shot :)

Don't get too serious with work as well. Take it easy.

Rani said...

@vik: i never said that the person WAS INDIAN. the person is actually WHITE.. AS WHITE AS SHE CAN GET. it is a mannerless act but ITS NOT FROM AN INDIAN!!!!!!!!
generalizing and assuming -- also a pet peeve!!

Aditi said...

=/

Ash said...

Other touching the food....YIKES!!!

Kay Vee said...

touching food! something i hate so muuuch!! i mean we all go to a dhaba outside college and order food and everyone shares everyone else's food, which is ok. but there are some ppl who just want to have a bite of that paneer Frankie u just bought even before u hav filled a mouthful. its ur food, but other ppl go have a grab at it before u do. and they are friends.... good friends....i dunno how to express my disapproval either!

and yeah, isnt it fun to notice professors and their mannerisms? we once had a male teacher in school and he'd ask questions to students. so this is how he wud address a boy or a girl:
"ess, girl, you. so what is the central idea of thees poyam?"
we used to laugh our asses off!

we have a professor who teaches us reporting and he lectures us standing. he is ultra thin, has a waist thinner than most of us girls in class. so he holds a book in his right hand and with his left hand free, he keeps moving it in such a way that it feels like hes trying to get the lid off an obstinate dabba or is handling the DJ console like they do in discotheques!

Rani said...

@aditi: the sad face because??/

@ash: i know.. hate ppl that touch food.

@trinnie: hahaha i do express my disapproval, i smacked her hand, you should too.
ooo and paneer frankie, i want some.
haha yea, teacher's are funny characters..

Aditi said...

its not a sad face jsut a quiet one that says i got nothing to say

Keshi said...

LOL seriously funnaaaaay!

I hate it when ppl give me some of their food or try to touch mine...unless ofcourse they r close friends.

Keshi.

Vik Rajagopalan said...

Quite strange. Perhaps she would be a latino. Heck why do I care but yea Indians end up doing all these stunts and do it in style. Ever know of a vegetable called Drum Stick [http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41062000/jpg/_41062220_drumstickfruit203.jpg]
imagine a bunch of them chewing and spitting it directly onto a table !

Call that disgusting and this has not happened once but several times by most Indians. That was why I asked if it was done by them.

Reason they do these is because they lack that consciousness that it is disgusting!

Rani said...

@aditi: you got nothign to say? why i outtaaa!!

@keshi:well i dont care about close friends, i know where their hands been, and even if i dont, i trust them.

@vik: OK im not sure if ure like this all the time, but i sure dont like people who generalize. especially when i said she was WHITE. she's not latino, she's not an indian.
i do know drum sticks...
secondly, it could just be a SOME people. IT DOESNT MEAN THE WHOLE NATION IS LIKE THAT..

and you are ONLY assuming of the reason why they do it. you dont know for sure, cause i doubt you went and asked them.

Rani said...

@vik: sorry if im coming on strong!

Vik Rajagopalan said...

Fair enough.. I made a mistake of generalization but I don't have high regard for fellow Indians (not all) after what I saw and experienced in the US. I think people of same stature in India, live better ! but habits die hard is another one.

We are just discussing so don't feel so sorry about anything. Your ideas and my ideas... That is what it is all about, is'nt it !

Rani said...

well, im glad that you atleast see it my way. im very stubborn and very strong minded about certain things. but after what you say in US might've been A GROUP OF PEOPLE, acting A CERTAIN WAY.
i eat drum sticks.. and i certainly dont spit it out on the table.. so generalizations are not good.

i can say the same thing about people littering in india and generalize that AALL INDIANS LITTER. no not all of them do. my sister and my family in india doesnt litter. u know???
gotta be careful about that, especially when you're talking to me cause i wont hesistate to call you out on it.

secondly, you can obviously call me out on anything.. and yes its just ideas ... so i guess i can retract my sorry.
HAHAHAHA!!

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