Sunday, September 16, 2007

jack and pooj went DOWN the hill???????

**********UPDATE**********
guys... this isnt LIKE what ure thinking. its A FUN small cute little hill. its soft and fluffy with grass.. geez. its not crazy that im tryign to kill my self. hahaha.

so this weekend was mighty eventful.....

on friday, i went up to visit some of my friends that i hadnt seen in forever... and well i hadnt been on campus in months as well. ahhh the campus where i spent 4 years doing extremely stupid things. one of many is .........................................................
rolling down the hill === now ure thinking hmm did she just say rolling down the hill?? yes yes, i did. as simple as it may be, u lay on one ure sides and ROLL down the hill = OMG, it super fun. now if its snow... u find a piece of wood (sled type thing) and sit on it and HANG ON tight and have somone push u down.. but in the spring, summer and fall - U ROLL down it sideways.

how do you make it a SPORT u might wonder? welllllll here's how....

i lived in the heart of campus, right across the quad, where such a hill that i mention of exists. the hill is just the perfect size, not too big, not toooo steep and has grass once it ends. it is very important for it to have grass on the bottom.. do not roll down a hill where there is gravel or pavement or concrete on the bottom (that would qualify under EXTREME HILL ROLLING). this i say because a) ive done it and its not pretty. u end up huge bruises and blisters and what not. b) its not very smart or safe, i obviously wasnt thinking. why would u willingly roll into gravel?????????????
lol, im not into extreme sports YET.. hahahaha. i know i know what ure thinking. why did i do it? well there was grass on the bottom, i just didnt think i'd keep rolling and GO into the gravel =(.

so on our way back from the all the bars we obviously passed this hill cause well i lived across from it. many nights i layed there with friends drunk staring into the stars and one fine day we had a not that smart idea of "rolling down the hill". since then we do it as a tradition and turned into a sport as in "who can roll down the hill the most times and NOT puke".
there are different classes you can compete within..
1. the drunk
2. the mighty drunk
3.the obliterated/TRASHED

i am a champion of all 3 classes!!!! BOO YA! ALTHOUGH, i almost lost my title in the trashed categories when my friend beat my score of 5 rolls, but i chugged 2 more beers, got trashed and regained my title by beating his score and rolling down 7 times. YEAA!!!!!!!

if not as a sport.. try it, it is SUPER fun... i promise. =)

oh this is my 4th 1st 50th post. ... how does one have 4 first 50th posts??? well i've had 4 different blogs guys...
first one was right here on blogspot.. called the "tales of the glorious globes" - open only to friends.
second was on xanga - a more private blog called "my adventures .. one day at a time" -- open only to intimate friends/sister
third one was here on blog spot... as chocolteluva, called the same as above after my sister persuaded me to go more public. =) im glad she did.

once random family and unknown creepy readers infilterated that blog, i abandoned it and moved HERE. .. to Xocolatl..... my bitter sweet memories. a title that does fit SO well. if u wanna know the meaning of my title click here!

so i hope my smart and huggable self has entertained you guys so far and i hope i keep doing it and dont have to move blogs FOREVER. hehehehe.. i hate moving things...

7 comments:

Aditi said...

rolling down the hill? i would think it would hurt just as u're rolling down the hill.. i mean wouldnt it?
brr u were into some funky things no wonder u dislocated your shoulder umpteen times and hurt your spleen and god knows what else

abhartiya said...

u hate moving things? then how the fuck do u like rolling? doesnt rolling involve more no of revolutions per sec as compared to normal moving?

Sudeep said...

how about being a champion of max no of blogs? :)

btw why does jack hurt his crown whereas the female only tumbles.. unfair
m scared to come to ur blog n keshi's too.. itni male bashing hai tht i wonder u might come out of the monitor n hit the male readers as well :D

Vik Rajagopalan said...

Oh ho, there you go. Sounds like absolute fun moments all around :) The next time you want some fun games how about doing "Tail on fire" or mabbe swat each other with metal rods and the last man or woman standing gets to do the jump from the roof of the building, next time around try the stone-cold stunner or mabbe get your boy friends adn girl friends and start hitting them in the groin and who ever cries out loud can be the loser =)

Oh anyway enough of my ambitions, but frankly coming down the hill I mean rolling down when completely trashed, boy that is some guts =)

Kay Vee said...

i haven't rolled down a hill - a steep hill, that is, but i know its super fun!

college days are so much fun i know...the amount of crazy things we do and get away with! :P

Rani said...

@aditi: ok first of all URE ROLLING ON GRASS??? ure going soo fast, it doesnt hurt. its like rolling around on carpet.. actually grass is softer!! and LOL i live to dare, atleast i used to. hahaha..

@wacko: OY VE, didnt think u'd take it literally. i meant moving homes, moving blogs, moving email addy's ... not MOVING MY SELF. lol

@sudeep: first of all i dont know.. i didnt write the poem. secondly -- dont be scared to visit here... its not MALE bashing. its bashing of the MORONs that dont respect women.. it includes other women also.

@vik: lol ok ok! geezzz.. its not that dangerous.. simmer down.
its FUN. sober or trashed... promise.

@trinnie: thank god, atleast you understand that it was fun!!

Keshi said...

lol @wacko n choco!

Keshi.