Showing posts with label annoying classmates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label annoying classmates. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

creative imagination???

ok this is definitely not one of those profound posts..
this is one of those AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kinda posts...

first things first.. my 3 year research is due next week. now this is one of those pass or you cant graduate kind of things and the grading is pretty high here. so everyone is FREAKING OUT. im not one to FREAK OUT. im one of those that says "well 70 means you pass, and 90 means you pass"... i'll take the 70. after 3 years, i could care less about my grade, i just WANT OUT OF HERE. so yes my lovely group - full of the idiots that i cant deal with. one of them is who i call the head bitch, she acts like she's next the best thing that happened to this planet. according to her she's right after oxygen and water ....
so i write up my part of the analysis and send it to the group and she writes up her part. i looked at her part, and it was CLEARLY lacking ANALYSIS. it was just a list in bullets format. how do you not ANALYZE something when the assignment is called ANALYSIS????
so i emailed her and told her "hey, you might want to expand on the bullets, because its worth 70% of our grade, and the prof asked us not to use bullets. thanks".
she emails me back and says "sorry, but i didnt want to just bullshit like you did. i actually said what i had to say without just rambling on like you. i hope that at a grad school level we can be concise, brief and still get the point around in a professional manner. im sorry you dont seem to understand that. thank you"

NOW NOW NOW.. SAY WHAT BIATCH???

i decided to keep my cool. first of all im better than her and i wont stoop to her level. second of all im more mature than her and my graduation depends on this. i took couple of deep breathes and said forget it. later on in the week i had to meet with my group to finish some tings... and she kept saying "bullshit like we did before" "bullshit like that" "bullshit this and that"

so to keep my self from plunging at her and punching her until the word bullshit is erased from her memory, i had to use my imagination to keep sane. so i continued to imagine my self putting her in a HUGE ball like the hamsters have and rolling her down the highway and watching her roll around in that as cars pass her by. hahahaha... i also did imagine me putting her on a space ship and then one of those huge star trek things comes and blows her ship into little pieces and the pieces end up making the little star trek symbol. i even imagined that it was one of those WWF matches, LOL - i even used a chair. hahahahahaha

then i thought what could be worse than sitting in this meeting, something to cheer me up. lets see id rather be run over a snow plow repeatedly, id rather be projected off a ferris wheel into hot boiling pot of lava, or id rather have a bunch of ninja's kung fu kick my ass into space... etc

got me through the meeting without causing some permenant damage.. sometimes its just better to keep patient and calm. ALTHOUGH, it doesnt mean you cant IMAGINE things, what people dont see, people dont know. haha, whatever it takes to keep a cool front, cause thats what people see and thats what matters.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

am i a MEAN GIRL??

im gonna lay it out there.. im not all suave with words and all - so here it goes
I FREAKING HATE THE PPL I GO TO GRAD SCHOOL WITH. hate is a strong word, but in fact trust me, I DO HATE THEM. ive tried to hang out with them out of school -- at bars, at coffee shops, i still hate 'em. so why is this coming up now??
well since february 16th i have not been to school. i was on clinicals at the hospital and then i had a month off where i worked my little behind and ofcourse chillaxed ;).. and now after almost 4 months of eternal bliss, i return to that hell hole.
so here it goes and its a long one ahead:
1. ive written about the throat clearing tic in my previous post at the other blog.
i swear i never thought throat clearing of all things would get on my nerves, but she cleares her throat 62 times in a 30 minutes. i swear thats not healthy for you. these aren't little 'ahems", these are killer AAHHHHHHEEEMMMMMMSS. i mean when i sit next to her its like a earthquake in my ear. its horrible and no its not a medical problem - i did ask her that.
it didnt quite go too well when i did (ooopss). what i didnt know, i figured if someone did it soo often something had to be wrong. yea - lets just say after that me and her arent gal pals or anything.

2. "i think im better than you so shushhh". there's this girl in class, she thinks she's soo pretty and little miss perfect, she actually looks down on other people that dont spend hours getting ready in the morning. her and her squint squad of uglies are extremely annoying. just that irritates the crap out of me.. and oh yea, everytime someone talks... she SHUSHHHHS PEOPLE. the first time that happened, i couldnt believe it. excuse me - ARE WE BACK IN 1ST GRADE? who shush's people..

3. i hate the two jokers in class - making fun of everyone, its quite annoying cause everyone thinks "oh they are my friends they wouldnt talk behind my back" and everyone laughs at their jokes. sadly, they talk about EVERY SINGLE PERSON, not sparing even each other. its not the haha kinda laughs either. its the kind that really hurts, that hits that spot you know? its sad, not cause they make fun of people, cause thats how they seek attention.

4. oh then how can we forget the 'engaged and im planning a wedding group". out of 40 people in my class id say 1/4 of them belong to this group. i have really nothing against them, other than the fact that they're soo loud and always meeting in the room i reserve to study. i feel horrible kicking them out, but i reserved it. it says "reserved for paulomee from ___ to ___ " and a time there. so what possess you to occupy the room. then when i kick them out i get looks. they think they derseve the room more cause clearly planning for a wedding is wayy more important than studying. this isnt a one time thing, its a EVERY WEDNESDAY THING. ahhhhhhhh.. u'd think after a month or 2 months they would figure it out. NOPE, its a ritual now.

5. ahh yes, then there's the FREAKS. no no not the im creepy and a goth or something like that. we call them them freaks cause they freak out. i mean obsessive compulsive freaks. they all planners, different colors on the planner mean different things. i would need a planner to follow the original planner. each day is marked on by each note, each note is a different color for each class. each class has a different binder. different colored pens, highlighters, pencils. if you stand by them before a test its crazy. they're all panicking, they all stay up all night studying and dont get me wrong, they had only gone over all the notes 5 times before they started studying for this test. yet they stayed up all night.. and STILL THEY ARE FREAKING OUT. i mean if i stand next to them before a test and they keep throwing out words i HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE im gonna FREAK OUT and go in thinking "fuck im gonna fail this.. what the hell did i study" then there goes my confidence and i'll second guess everything on the test and fail it anyways. dont get me wrong, i have a planner and i have highlighters and tabs for classes and shit but if i use blue in more than one class - I DONT GO CRAZY LOOSING SLEEP OVER IT. these people do. its like a crisis ... lol. if this is how you 100's then im quite happy going over my notes 2 times, and getting high B's and low A's. sad!!!

6.then there's this guy. name P. short little kid thinks he's all that. all i get from him is "P and paulomeeeee .. brown and blonde babies.... oooo weee" and seriously its not what he says, its how he says it. to one of my friends whose last name is love, he says "loveeyyy love love... long time no loveeeee" oh dear lord. cheesiness is something he's mastered. so fake, soo annnoying.
this other guy, he's making his way through class by sleeping with one girl at a time. GROSS.

I SWEAR IM NOT MEAN... BUT I REALLY CANT STAND THESE PEOPLE. i have 40 people in my class.. of them i like about 4 people and i can stand another 5 to 10 people. its horrible. may be that i spend 8 hours a day + projects and hw with them for 2 years in a row. i mean with the same 40 people - you can get only so many combinations.

am i really a MEAN GIRL - for hating on everyone??????? its pretty pathetic when the im not dreading the "education" part of going back to school tomorrow the most. the thing i dread the most is that after 4 lovely months of bliss i will see all these people again. lol i havent even started on how annoying and creepy my professors are.. may be i'll save that for another day.